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Hello and welcome! [Aug. 28th, 2006|11:55 am]
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In the voice of a freaky count:
I hope you like apples because that's all vee eat here! Ah-ah-ah!
You will never eescape zee apple house!
You are stuck here for eternity.
Please, seet viths me, We can tell eachother fary tales!!! Ah-ah-ah!!

In the voice of an ugly old man:
Back in my day, unishycles onlih had one wheeeel.
But now they have all theeshe fancy giznobs and whatsits. I just don't understand.
I wonder... I wonder if I'll have a cup of salamander juice?

In the voice of an idiotic little child and a loving mother:
CHILD:
Mammy when we go fishing? I wan go fisshing, mammy!
Wets go fishhing!!! PWAESEEEE!!1 Lets go fisshing!!
MOTHER:
You shut your trap and stop your whining this instant or I'll give you something to whine about!!!! YOUNG MAN!!! DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!!! Get back here!!!!!
CHILD:
MAMMY WETS GO FISH!!!! What aw you doin wif that knife? No please don't!!!
MOTHER:
Shut the hell up, or I'll have a little neutered child.
CHILD:
Okay, Okay.
MOTHER:
Good.
CHILD:
I love you mammy.
MOTHER:
I love you too Alphonzo.

In the voice of a turnip:
Ok so liek... lol tehres this thing.. and its soo fuunny go see it at like livejournal.com
kthxbi

:) I feel pleased with myself.
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Well then [Jun. 6th, 2006|11:17 pm]
[Current Mood | nerdy]

This is a neat thingy ma bob called a live journal.
Lol!!! I'm so funny!

Seeya!
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